My name is Jarret, im 16, male. Im a huge habs fan, quite obsessive actually. Im a figure skater, and i love to skate. Im a legend in my own mind.
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bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

(Source: realgrumpycat)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

official-nhl:

The most respectable moment in sports is after a Stanley Cup Playoff series. When players line up and shake hands after beating each other up for anywhere between 4 and 7 games. One is elated. The other, heartbroken.
Today the first series of the 2014 playoffs ended. Montreal swept the Tampa Bay Lightning in commanding fashion. 

official-nhl:

The most respectable moment in sports is after a Stanley Cup Playoff series. When players line up and shake hands after beating each other up for anywhere between 4 and 7 games. One is elated. The other, heartbroken.

Today the first series of the 2014 playoffs ended. Montreal swept the Tampa Bay Lightning in commanding fashion. 

official-nhl:

PACIORETTY SCORES WITH 46 SECONDS LEFT AND THE HABS SWEEP THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING. THEY MOVE ON TO THE SECOND ROUND.

official-nhl:

PACIORETTY SCORES WITH 46 SECONDS LEFT AND THE HABS SWEEP THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING. THEY MOVE ON TO THE SECOND ROUND.